We are excited to announce Kevin Bloody Wilson LIVE on Wednesday 3 May 2017. This show is a must see for any person wanting to see absolute original Australian Comedy. It’s also a known fact that nobody tells Australian stories better than Kevin Bloody Wilson. His peers agree:
“The world’s funniest Australian”- Billy Connolly
“I love Kev. My favourite is Livin’ Next Door To Alan.” Paul Hogan
“Hello John, is the funniest song I have ever heard in my entire radio career.” John Laws
Sink your teeth into one of our March Monster Meals in Swish for just $15!
Monday Nights …
SJP Monster Chicken Schnitzel
1/2 kilo of crumbed chicken breast served with mash potato, seasonal vegetables and your choice of sauce.
Tuesday Nights …
SJP Monster Mixed Grill
100gr chicken breast, 100gr rump steak, 1/2 chorizo sausage, bacon, 2 eggs, grilled tomato and mushrooms served with chips, salad and your choice of sauce
Our famous Easter Chocolate Raffle will be held on Sunday 9 April 2017. There will be $2,000 worth of Chocolate Easter Egg Hampers … plus a visit from the Easter Bunny! Tickets on sale from 12:30pm, drawn from 2pm.
If you prefer a Seafood Feast … we have a massive seafood raffle on Thursday 13 April 2017 (the day before Good Friday) … over $2,000 worth of seafood trays will be given away. Tickets on sale from 6:30pm, drawn from 8pm.
Join us on Friday 14 April 2017 (Good Friday) for our Monster White Goods Raffle! There are over $3,000 worth of prizes to be won. Tickets on sale from 6pm, drawn from 7:30pm.
Oz Direction is the Australian One Direction Show! One Direction is arguably the biggest pop, boy band in the world, loved and adored by millions of fans from all over the globe. Based in London, UK, the 2010 X-Factor finalists have gone on to become the first band to have all 4 albums debut at #1 on the US Billboard Charts. The Australian One Direction Show is heading to St Johns Park Bowling Club next school holidays on Thursday 6 April 2017.
The body slamming, bone crunching, no-stop entertainment of Live Pro Wrestling returns to St Johns Park Bowling Club on Saturday 8 April 2017. They promise to dish out more fun, more action and more excitement than has ever been seen before in the 100+ year history of the Australian pro-wrestling circuit. You can expect to see around 10 wrestlers, from small masked high flyers to giant super heavyweights, in a show with new plots, new gimmicks and new talent.
Queen is among the greatest bands of the twentieth century and Freddie Mercury was hailed by many as the most charismatic and flamboyant performer in contemporary rock. Perhaps their biggest performance was their 1986 concert at Wembley Stadium, which was Queen’s last ever tour. INXS and Status Quo were the supporting acts. Don’t miss this show on Friday 7 April 2017.
We proudly introduce ‘The Perfect Pair’ in Pavilion Bar. Take your taste-buds on a beer & burger themed journey with a collaboration of our favourite craft beers & gourmet sliders, served on tasting paddles … all for just $20 members ($25 visitors).
Every Monday & Tuesday are Burger Days at Swish, where we pay homage to the humble burger. All priced between $15-$20 (members prices), there is something for everyone on this special menu!
Rotating DJ’s Donbear, JVR & Satu will funk up your Fridays from 8pm each week, with a mix of Retro, 80’s Funk, R&B, Hip Hop and New Jack in Pavilion Bar. Entry is FREE every week and the fun starts from 8pm.
WPT League presents Poker in the Pavilion Bar every Thursday & Sunday night. Experience the energy and excitement that can only be felt when competitive spirits & strategic minds with unwavering focus put on their poker faces. Join us to win your share of $3,000 every Thursday & $2,000 every Sunday.
Sangria Latin Saturdays! Every Saturday from 9pm, we host Sydney’s top Latin DJ’s, including Azuquita, Suave, Donbear & A-Gee Ortiz, rotating on a weekly basis. Dance the night away to Latin beats … Latin RnB | Reggaeton | Salsa | Merengue | Cumbia | Bachata.
A delicious Yum Cha menu is available at lunchtime, which includes a selection of Dumplings and Dim Sims which are hand made on the premises.
A choice of 10 delicious pub grub meals for just $10 … available for lunch Monday – Saturday in Swish at St Johns Park Bowling Club.
Now on Mondays & Wednesdays! The Jackpot starts at $15,000 & increases by $1,000 each Monday and Wednesday (if not won) until it reaches $20,000. If the jackpot is not claimed each week, we give away 2 x $1,000 cash prizes.